Watching TRANSFORMERS.
Suddenly, the Michael Bay “FORMULA” becomes clear!
THE M-BAY BANG HYPOTHESIS ™
If the value of
X = [ (VFX/Action Sequence) ª ]
~
and
{ *Note: Page #s must hold a value exclusive and free from all unitities of time, place and action. Unlimited Action/SFX sequences }
♥
(Exposition)
+
(Comedic Sequence + Suspenseful Build thru Irrelevant Dialogue + Light Action)
+
X (2ª )
+
ƒ = (X)(Slow-Mo)
{ Execute and repeat every 3 pages. }
X ≥ [ ƒ = 32 ª ]
+
( Insert comedic reference/action by small child.)
+
[ (Insert relevant moral message) 42 ª ]
X < [ ( ƒ= ∫ (100 ª) ]
∏ = (Insert relevant moral message) ª
+
(Insert death of minor character) 60 ª
÷
.25 (Ingratiate emotion)
+
(Jump Cut) + (X) 61 ª
[ REPEAT ]
X
≤
•
∞
•
≥
ƒ = SUM (100ª)
=
¹ Sincerest apologies for any mathematical errors but do believe that the overall gist works with any Michael Bay film.
THE MICHAEL BAY ALGORITHM ™
Copyright 2008 Kimberly Cox, All Rights Reserved
I know NOTHING about how to write mathematical equations. But if you do, then please, HELP!! xo -GW