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THE MICHAEL BAY ALGORITHM

In 21st Century Culture on November 11, 2010 at 3:03 PM

Watching TRANSFORMERS.

Suddenly, the Michael Bay “FORMULA” becomes clear!

THE M-BAY BANG HYPOTHESIS ™


If the value of

X = [ (VFX/Action Sequence) ª ]

~

and

~
( ª ) = “Awesomeness” Exponent ≥  ( 100 ª ) for total Sum of 100 pages


{ *Note: Page #s must hold a value exclusive and free from all unitities of time, place and action. Unlimited Action/SFX sequences }


(Exposition)

+

(Comedic Sequence + Suspenseful Build thru Irrelevant Dialogue + Light Action)

+

X (2ª )

+

ƒ = (X)(Slow-Mo)


[ (X) 6 ª ≤  + ( X ) 32 ª  ]

{ Execute and repeat every 3 pages. }


X ≥  [  ƒ = 32 ª ]

+

( Insert comedic reference/action by small child.)

+

[ (Insert relevant moral message) 42 ª ]

X <   [ ( ƒ= ∫  (100 ª) ]

∏ = (Insert relevant moral message) ª

+

(Insert death of minor character) 60 ª

÷

.25 (Ingratiate emotion)

+

(Jump Cut) + (X) 61 ª

[ REPEAT ]

X

ƒ = SUM (100ª)

=

¹ Sincerest apologies for any mathematical errors but do believe that the overall gist works with any Michael Bay film.

THE MICHAEL BAY ALGORITHM ™

Copyright 2008 Kimberly Cox, All Rights Reserved

  1. I know NOTHING about how to write mathematical equations. But if you do, then please, HELP!! xo -GW

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